Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
how does that bad decision feel?
is it fun? or sober?
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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