He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Randomize
