Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
i think i have two assholes
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
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I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
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Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here