On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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