They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
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About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
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the gays at disneyland are vicious
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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