If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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