there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
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just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
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The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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