doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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