ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
The dick lei will go down in squad history
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
why is half of my head shaved?
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