Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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