watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
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a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
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It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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