I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
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You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
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Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
soo... how was my night?
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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