Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
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