The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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