No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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