hotel room ftw
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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