Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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