Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
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ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
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I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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