who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
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Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
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It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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