Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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