If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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