why didn't you poke me back
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
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There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
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He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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