Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
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You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
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In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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