I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
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If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
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Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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