I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
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He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
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My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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