idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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