For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
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cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
This beer is not sobering me up at all
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
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She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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