Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
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The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
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Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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