It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Randomize
