sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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