have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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