Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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