your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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