"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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