Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
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