In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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