Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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