I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Acid is not a monday night drug
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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