You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Need sex. Gaining weight.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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