I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Randomize
