There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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