I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
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Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
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would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize