I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
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The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
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I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!