I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
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Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
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Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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