FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
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Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
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I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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