ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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