I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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