I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
There's even glitter on my cock...
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