The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
people are starting to question the shark bite story
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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