..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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