So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Where is the hickey?
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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