just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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