And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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