All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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