I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Randomize
