Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
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You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
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I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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