that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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