Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
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we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
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I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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