Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
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Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
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you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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